Meet two men: Cowboy John and Soy-Boy Sam .

John understands that men and women are different, and he’s OK with it.

Sam believes that men and women are exactly the same.

How John Treats His Wife

When John’s wife changes her mind for the 99th time that week, he laughs.

He knows this is a small price to pay for a loving, radiant woman.

As the years go by, she gets a wrinkle here and there, but she never loses the sparkle in her eyes.

How Sam Treats His Wife

Whenever Sam’s wife changes her mind, he loses his temper with her.

He respects women SO MUCH that he believes she can be just like a man.

Sam’s wife can never live up to this ideal.

The more she tries to be like a man, the more she loses her feminine glow.

Thus she is trapped in a race to the bottom that she never asked for.